Download This: Everclear’s “Jesus Was A Democrat”

Sorry, Republicans. You can’t claim everything – especially not people’s faith. Too controversial?

Well then, you’re in for a ride from Everclear. They haven’t been back for that long but they sure are making their comeback worthwhile for themselves.

Their newest single, “Jesus Was A Democrat,” couldn’t be more relevant and they’re letting you download it for FREE! You can find the link as well as the bold lyrics after the jump.

Everclear: “Jesus Is A Democrat” – Download

Jesus Christ didn’t have blue eyes or blond hair
He looked just like all those people that you want to kill
Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell
Make it look like California with a bible belt
Jesus didn’t look like the boy next door
Unless you live in Palestine
I wonder what you mean by the golden rule
I think it is a scary play on words
I wonder what they taught you back in Sunday school

I bet you think of him
As a nice clean long haired republican, nah
He would be all locked up in Guantanamo Bay
If he were alive today
He would have been a revolutionary wanted by the CIA
I picture him in all the wrong places finding diamonds in the dirt
A Star of David tattoo and a Che T-shirt
Jesus was a left wing radical Jew
Murdered by people like you

If Jesus was a democrat like the bible says he was
I don’t think he’s going to want to take the blame
For all the awful things you say and do in his name
If Jesus was alive today he would be sad to see
That it is no different than it used to be
He’s going to call you out
I am pretty god damned sure
He is going to be angry
He is going to be angry

You want to know what I think?

I think Jesus would have been a card carrying liberal
If he was a young man born in the USA
He would not be “fiscally conservative”
And he wouldn’t vote for John McCain
All those so called Christians that you see on TV
Maybe they scare Jesus like they scare me
Kick you the hell out of my temple too
Too many elephants in the room

If Jesus was a democrat like the bible says he was
I don’t think he’s going to want to take the blame
For all the awful things you people do and say in his name
If Jesus was alive today he would be sad to see
That it is no different than it used to be
Someday he’s going to call you out
I am pretty god damned sure
He is going to be mad
He is going to be angry
He is going to be mad
He is going to be mad

You say Jesus loves the little children
And I say I know that’s true
I say he loves all the Muslims and the Jews
All the addicts and the porn stars too
You say Jesus died to save us all from a fiery hell
I say Jesus died to save us
Save us from ourselves

Will you save me from myself?

If Jesus was a liberal
Like the red letters say he was
I know he would have big love
For all the killers and the racists
And the bully’s in this world
If Jesus was alive today
And you had a chance to meet him face to face
I’m pretty god damn sure that you and your friends
Would find some way to kill him all over again

You would kill him all over again
Again and again and again
Just like you always do

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