Courtney Love’s New Album Sponsored By Menstrual Company

Here’s an interesting little piece of news. Courtney Love’s “Head Administrator of her Myspace,” has just announced that her upcoming album “Nobody’s Daughter” will sound like “TRUE PERFECTION!,” will be delayed (it was due out January 1st), and will be sponsored by a Prominent Menstrual Company and a Tequila Company. WHAT?!? In what world do those two companies decide to work together on a Courtney Love album?

The post itself on her Myspace is either a fake or written by someone completely high. Either would make sense to me.

It starts out by talking about how, duh, the album was not released on January 1st….

Courtney had shot that Elle cover a few months ago and YES she had scribbled, Jan 1st as the online release date. That was the plan, to give you guys a gift on the first day of the new years…but guess what kids, that obviously did not happen. Some of you guys have expressed your utmost disappointment and I don’t blame you for feeling let down, some angry and sad, and as Courtney’s Myspace administrator, I felt the need to come on and address the matter. The fact is, Courtney Love is a true artist, and as most true artist, the true artist simply communicates from within.

Then the “Head Administrator” goes on for 707 words (I counted) about he/she just saw Revolutionary Road and The Wrestler and how great art comes out of time and patience. A very small example of this is…

Sam Mendes who directed “Revolutionary Road” made his mark in 1999 with American Beauty, since then he has only directed 2 other films leading up to this latest masterpiece, I recommend you guys see it when it goes wide on Jan 23.

You’re here to talk about Courtney Love! What is this!? Finally after loads of unneeded typing we get to the good stuff. Apparently the photo to the right will be used with the menstrual campaign. If this is true I do NOT want to read the tag line.

Then we go even deeper.

Here are some reasons why the album was delayed ( and we are not sugarcoating it kids )

The Studio that Courtney and her band were using to record had some paranormal technical issues and had to be moved from one studio to another studio right around the holidays due to some technical sound issues that everyone, including Beinhorn who is a master and a genius was not happy with. Courtney and crew could not hear between guitars. Sound and vocal mixings have to be completed still to perfection.

If Courtney had it her way she would have it the studios sound checked first but it was originally use as a hip hop rap studio so the acoustics were all fucked up.

So it’s because of mixing? That should have been done ages ago. Then we get to the random sponsorships, which looks like it has been written by someone who is completely wasted.

The Artwork is pretty much done..Courtney has 30 million dollars in sponsorships,
from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn’t even understand that part! and many more companies etc

Then we are supposed to be assured and relieved to hear…

Courtney will keep you updated on her album release, but don’t worry the wait at the DMV will always be longer.

This is absolutely mind boggling. It has to be a hoax. Right? Or is Love really THAT starving for attention?