Marilyn Manson Catches The Swine Flu

It’s happened — the shock rocker Marilyn Manson has the Swine Flu. Rolling Stone reported that Manson decided to publicly-post his diagnosis on his Facebook page, while also taking a stab at some of his ex-girlfriends. We knew he wasn’t invincible.

Check out the musicians official announcement…

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said my past choice in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Lucky for us the rocker is going to be okay, and as for his Canadian tour — all systems suggest that Manson has no plans to cancel any shows. Manson is also fully booked throughout December on a world tour; seriously Manson cannot be held down, not even with a deadly virus on his hands.

Nothing has been said as to when Manson will be free of the Flu, so if you happen to catch him on stage, it’s in your best interest to stand a few feet away from the main stage. You never know what this shocking man will do next.

What do you think of Marilyn Manson’s big flu reveal?