VOTD: World’s Worst Beatboxer

Everyone can’t beatbox, but that doesn’t stop some people from thinking their experts in the field. One brave man from the middle of nowhere decided to put a hideously embarrassing video of one of his hip hop “performances” on the web. Anyone with common sense or a shred of dignity wouldn’t have shown this to anyone besides their dog, but he opened the flood gates to the world.

This poor misguided soul actually thinks that he has talent. The video is only a couple of minutes long but it feels like an eternity. Not only are his “skills” non-existent, but he’s spitting throughout the entire thing. Not, spitting as in the slang term for rapping, I’m talking saliva splashing all over the place! If that wasn’t bad enough, it sounds like he’s doing special effects for a George Lucas movie. And In between his “beatboxing,” he feels compelled to sing/rap lyrics that are barely audible. What is he trying to say exactly?

I’m sure his messy performance will be the one to watch this holiday season.

What do you think of his beatboxing skills?