Tila Tequila Releases New Single, Pop Music Officially Dies

Oh… oh, no.  Not this… Anything but this.  OK, get a grip.  Stiff upper lip now, must report this.  Ok, deep breath.  Brace yourselves—the strange, disturbing celebri-gremlin known as Tila Tequila has, in fact… Well, I don’t quite know how to say this.  She’s… she’s released a new song, everybody.  I know, I know.  It’s ok, it’s going to be ok.  We’re going to make it.  Hey—we are going to get through this.  Oh, the song?  It’s called “I F—– the DJ.”

Tequila recently spoke to Entertainment Weekly about her music and place in the entertainment world.  Prepare yourself for the following nuggets.  It’s bad.

On the raunchiness of her song and being just, like totally just like Madonna:

Everybody, all the kids, they love it. There is a bunch of people saying, “How could you make a song like this? Be a role model.” I never said I was a role model, first of all. That’s what musicians do. You express yourself. Just like Madonna. She got in so much trouble with [“Like a Prayer”] the burning crosses and the black Jesus. And look at her! She’s a legend.

On her classic sound and how Fergie ripped her off:

I have my own original sound. Because I had released music a long time ago, before I was famous. I had “F— Ya Man,” which is a classic. To this day, everybody knows, [sings] “I ain’t tryna f— ya man.” And this is before all the girl rap-talk came out. This was when will.i.am was trying to sign me. There was no artist doing that type of sing, pop, rap thing like I was. Then next thing I know, Fergie comes out with “London Bridge.” And everybody was like, “This song sounds like ‘F— Ya Man.’ That’s your swag.’” Come on now.

Ok, I’ve done my job.  Now you do yours—go rent Gremlins 2: The New Batch, and come up with a way to stop this creature before it multiplies.  We’re all depending on you, kid.

What do you think of Tequila releasing music?