Apparently, Paul McCartney’s Dead
By Travis Woods
Because no one has ever, ever misinterpreted the lyrics of the Beatles or their message, MVD Visual has announced the release of a DVD entitled PAUL McCARTNEY REALLY IS DEAD, The Last Testament of George Harrison, which continues and builds upon the hoax that Paul McCartney was killed in a 1966 car accident and replaced by a double, based on supposed clues in the Fab Four’s lyrics. Plus, the disc is being co-released by a distribution company known as Wienerworld, so you know it’s gotta be true.
According to MVD’s press release:
“In the summer of 2005, a package arrived at the Hollywood offices of Highway 61 Entertainment from London with no return address. Inside were two mini-cassette audio tapes dated December 30, 1999 and labeled THE LAST TESTAMENT OF GEORGE HARRISON. A voice identical to Harrison tells a shocking story: Paul McCartney was killed in a car crash in November of 1966 and replaced with a double! British intelligence, MI5, had forced the Beatles to cover up McCartney’s death to prevent mass suicides of Beatle fans. However, the remaining Beatles tried to signal fans with clues on album covers and in songs.”
Oh, this is good. This is really good. MI5 conspiracy, mass suicide prevention, a band desperately trying to send messages to their fervent fans… Sounds plausible thus far.
“Until now, the “Paul is Dead” mystery that exploded worldwide in 1969 was considered a hoax. However, in this film, George Harrison reveals a secret Beatles history, chronicling McCartney’s fatal accident, the cover up, dozens of unknown clues, and a dangerous cat and mouse game with “Maxwell,” the Beatles’ MI5 handler, as John Lennon became increasingly reckless with the secret. Harrison also insists that Lennon was assassinated in 1980 after he threatened to finally expose “Paul McCartney” as an imposter!”
Let’s see—exploit the deaths of both George Harrison and John Lennon for shameless, National Enquirer-styled entertainment… nope, nothing wrong here. Definitely spend you hard earned money on this.
Oh, by the way, Elvis and Jim Morrison are currently still alive and operating a small but cozy bed and breakfast in northern New Hampshire, and Buddy Holly was saved from his supposedly fatal plane crash by a flying Unicorn named Clip-Clop. Go Clip-Clop!
What do you think of Paul McCartney’s death?
Monday, June 7, 2010 2:37PM
ha ha … those who believe that myth don´t really know the Beatles history and they´re not truly McCartney fans.
We, the real fans, know that there´s only one Paul McCartney.
Those "clues" were just jokes from Lennon, and they werént really clues.
After 1969, whatever was considered clues.
Make that same exercise but with John this time. Right ! and find clues about how John was replaced in 1966. It works ! …and in better ways than Paul.
Monday, June 7, 2010 5:18PM
Wasn't there once a television "trial" to determine whether or not Paul was really dead, back in the '70s?
Monday, June 7, 2010 6:11PM
December 30th 1999 was the date that George Harrison was attacked at his home! I doubt that George would have been in any fit state to comment on anything that evening!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010 12:39AM
Or maybe that's why he was attacked!!!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010 5:23AM
A fairly competent George impersonator – but definitely NOT Mr. Harrison's voice, IMO. Too funny!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010 12:44PM
yes that's just alot of bull crap.lol.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 9:30AM
Just a thot. Even if Paul is a 'double', He's a pretty accomplished 'double'!!!!
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:23PM
if they really wanted to prove their theory , all they have to do is test dna samples. i'm sure there is plenty of dna samples floating around.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 1:11AM
i think hes dead.theres too many clues that say it.a day in the life makes so much more sense now that ive seen the film."i'd love to turn you on" and "turn me on dead man" in revolution 9 are talking about it.
and about that last comment,
"Oh, by the way, Elvis and Jim Morrison are currently still alive and operating a small but cozy bed and breakfast in northern New Hampshire, and Buddy Holly was saved from his supposedly fatal plane crash by a flying Unicorn named Clip-Clop. Go Clip-Clop!"
…youre an idiot.for trying to make this conspiracy sound dumb by putting in your stupidass two cents.paul is dead man.
Friday, July 8, 2011 6:14AM
jajajaja ¡empty head!!! clap clap clap
Friday, January 6, 2012 9:20PM
too scary but when you think about it abbey road song maxwells silver hammer becomes logical.before the words could leave his lips.(before the beatles could explain pauls death)maxwells silver hammer came down upon his head.(maxwell will kill them before they say something.i dont belive it but i think the rumors are interesting.