Whitesnake To Bottle and Sell Their Own Wine

Oh, dear. It’s true. 80s commercial heavy metal band, Whitesnake, is trying to creep into “classy” today with their own brand of wine. We don’t know about anyone else but this news is a bit bizarre to us when Tawny Kitaen music videos and fine wine don’t really go together. Talk about trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.

What do we know though? Our focus is on the music and not expensive wine… Wait, did we say expensive wine? How much can their bottles of Whitesnake Zinfandel really go for?

According to a press release via Classic Rock Magazine, Whitesnake’s front man, David Coverdale calls Whitesnake Zinfandel a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness” and recommends it for “all grown up friskiness and hot tub jollies.” Hot tub jollies… that doesn’t sound classy (or clean) to us but Coverdale asks us, “Is this love? I believe it is.”

Folks. There’s not much more we can say about this matter because Coverdale has apparently summed it all up with one of his own lyrics. If a part of you feels the need to buy a bottle of “grown up” wine so you can have “hot tub jollies,” (please make sure the children aren’t home), bottles of Whitesnake Zinfandel are coming to a store near you on July 1.

Will you be buying and (admit to buying) a bottle of Whitesnake Zinfandel when July comes around?