Lady Gaga Is Now The Most Followed Human Being On Twitter
By Travis Woods
Today in irrelevant things that don’t matter at all: according to ContactMusic, Lady Gaga is now the “queen of twitter.” Yes, Lady Gaga is now the most followed human being on the social networking site Twitter, having outpaced human trainwreck Britney Spears with over 5,735,554.
In a message to her fans, Gaga said the following:
“Hello world, this is Lady Gaga, queen of twitter. I wanted to thank all my beautiful little monsters for following me. Thank you for beginning my reign as twitter queen. I vow to always tweet and tweet again.”
The inexplicably popular singer picks up an average of 171,000 Twitter followers a week. Once that average reaches 200,000, according to these ancient texts I have here, Gaga should be able transmutate into a winged Griffin, at which point she will reign as one of the pre-chosen forms. And then, during the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Gaga will come as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants she will appear as that of a Giant Sloar, at which point many Shubs and Zulls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar itself.
Ok, so maybe I cribbed most of that from Ghostbusters. Either way.
What do you think of Gaga’s Twitter dominance.
Thursday, August 26, 2010 10:00AM
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