Rihanna Angrily Defends Chris Brown On Twitter; Logic Now No Longer Exists

Last week we reported the news that Rihanna had recorded a new single with Chris Brown, her former boyfriend who A) violently and repetitively punched her in the face, B) repeatedly bit her neck and ear, C) slammed her face over and over again with a car door, D) publicly displayed little to no remorse whatsoever for his actions, or E) all of the above (the answer is E, by the way).  And now we can report to you that, because logic is apparently no longer a defining principle of existence, Rihanna is angrily lashing out at those who say she is sending a bad message to the world by working with Brown.

Last Friday, Billboard posted an open letter to Rihanna, noting that allowing Brown to perform on her next single sends a poor or irresponsible message to her fans.  Which, whether you agree with it or not (and if you don’t agree with it, we’d ask that you now stop reading, Mr. Brown), seems like a fairly reasonable, non-inflammatory statement.

Rihanna, however, would disagree.  What follows is her response to her critics on Twitter:

 Go head talk s***…its all in da paper!!! Lemme grab my d*** while ya sit on top!!!

Chiefin’ while ppl spend hrs on letters… *kanye shrug* #phuckit

Who Jah bless I say NO MAN CURSE! Ting’s gettin better when they thought it would be worse
I’m so solid as a rock, they just can’t stop me now!

F*** a blog dawg, cus one day we gon’ meet

So… there you have it, I guess?  While I piece together what all of that actually means, let’s all agree to not care about Chris Brown anymore so stories like this can be avoided in the future.
What do you think of the Brown news?