Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels Recovering From Surgery

Thursday, January 27, 2011 8:39AM - By

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Bret Michaels, star of the reality show “Rock of Love With Bret Michaels and alleged frontman for the 80s hair band Posion, is resting up at home after undergoing successful heart surgery according to ContactMusic. While being treated for a brain hemorrhage last year, doctors discovered a dangerous hole in Michaels’ heart that could have led to severe health issues.

Fortunately, he seems to be doing well.

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Bret Michaels to Tie the Knot With Girlfriend

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 10:09AM - By

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Are you a fan of “Rock of Love“? Well, we’ve got some bad news for you (although being a fan of that show is just bad news in general.) It seems that someone has finally won the heart of reality TV personality and alleged rock star Bret Michaels. As People reports, on last night’s finale of his new show, “Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It,” Michaels proposed to Kristi Gibson, who he has been dating on-and-off for the past sixteen years.

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Bret Michaels Already Set To Return To Many Stages

Monday, May 17, 2010 3:38PM - By

Bret Michaels Already Set To Return To Many Stages Bret Michaels Already Set To Return To Many Stages

Talk about a fast comeback. Bret Michaels, who we’ve reported to have a near fatal brain hemorrhage just weeks ago, and his representatives told us he was going to make a strong recovery has surprised us by already announcing that he is back on his gig for Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice. He’s also set on continuing his tour in support of his latest album, Custom Built, which is due out on June 8th. Wasn’t he supposed to be resting up for a good four to six weeks at some spa before he starts belting out “Every Rose Has Its Thorn?”

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Bret Michaels Released From Hospital, Expects Full Recovery

Tuesday, May 4, 2010 6:14PM - By

Bret Michaels Released From Hospital Expects Full Recovery Bret Michaels Released From Hospital, Expects Full Recovery

Bret Michaels was in pretty bad shape the last time we updated you on the news of his fatal brain hemorrhage which occurred on April 25th. However, we’ve got good news for those who still fans of Poison, The Apprentice, and/or Rock of Love. According to Reuters, Michaels has been released from the Phoenix hospital he was staying at and his doctor expects him to have a good and full recovery.

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Bret Michaels Pretty Much Has The Worst Body Ever

Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:11AM - By

Bret Michaels Bret Michaels Pretty Much Has The Worst Body Ever

After taking it on the chin with diabetes, followed by an emergency appendectomy earlier this month, which was then followed by a near-fatal brain hemorrhage last week (as well as having a hairline apparently so disturbing it must continually be contained with a series of bandannas and cowboy hats, each one douchier than the last), it turns out Poison frontman Bret Michaels has yet another malady to contend with—according to ABC News, in the wake of the brain hemorrhage, Michaels has developed a side effect condition called hyponatremia, which causes seizures.

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Financial Whiz Donald Trump Manages To Wring Publicity From Bret Michaels’ Brain Hemorrhage

Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:49AM - By

Bret Michaels Financial Whiz Donald Trump Manages To Wring Publicity From Bret Michaels’ Brain Hemorrhage

Sharp as a tack, that Donald Trump—in addition to amassing a net worth of over one billion dollars, running a lucrative real estate development corporation, and increasing his pop culture standing as host of The Apprentice, the man knows an advertising angle when he sees it.  And there’s perhaps no better way to hock his embarrassingly bad reality TV show than wringing Apprentice contestant (but to me, he’ll always be ‘Poison frontman/ VH1 personality’) Bret Michaels’ brain hemorrhage for all it’s worth.  I mean, someone’s gotta get in on this before Michaels goes completely, ‘cause then it’ll just be a media free-for-all.  Oh, Donald.

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Bret Michaels In Critical Condition After “Massive” Brain Hemorrhage

Friday, April 23, 2010 3:14PM - By

Bret Michaels Bret Michaels In Critical Condition After Massive Brain Hemorrhage

Having just recovered from an emergency appendectomy earlier this month, TMZ reports that Poison frontman and VH1 personality Brett Michaels is now listed as being in critical condition after being rushed to a hospital late last night “after suffering a massive hemorrhage near his brain stem.”  Prepare yourself now the fact that, over the weekend, most celebrity-based news stories you come across will start with the phrase “Poison frontman and VH1 personality” (too soon?).

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Bret Michaels Recovering From Emergency Appendectomy

Tuesday, April 20, 2010 7:53PM - By

Bret Michaels Bret Michaels Recovering From Emergency Appendectomy

Poison lead singer and VH1 reality TV star, Bret Michaels is recovering from an emergency appendectomy. Michaels, who was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes at the age of six thought he had a severe case of the flu when in fact it was a lot worse.

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Poison’s Bret Michaels Joins Miley Cyrus for Duet

Friday, March 5, 2010 11:59AM - By

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In his seminal 1882 philosophical work, The Gay Science, Friedrich Nietzsche declared “Gott ist tot,” which translated from German states, “God is dead.”  In 2010, Poison frontman/ no-this-isn’t-male-pattern-baldness-I-just-really-like-bandannas-and-cowboy-hats aficionado Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus are teaming up to both prove and cement Nietzsche’s claim with a series of duets on their upcoming albums.

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