Monday, March 19, 2012 10:34AM - By Travis Woods

In a moment of irony so strong and contradictory it may burst a few blood vessels in your brain as you read it, Lady Gaga announced that she will not be speaking to members of the media for a very long time…while speaking to a member of the media. It went down during an interview with Oprah (which offers another media paradox—didn’t Oprah retire?), in which the Gags announced a media blackout.
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Monday, March 12, 2012 2:23PM - By Travis Woods

Ever wonder would it would feel like to have your entire cranium implode, just like the guy in Scanners? Well, if so, you’re in luck today. Simply read the following sentence three times: in 2011, Taylor Swift earned more money on tour than U2, Lady Gaga or Adele. If your head is still attached to your neck, I think I typed something wrong.
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Friday, March 2, 2012 3:12PM - By Travis Woods

Adele’s simply inescapable tune “Rolling in the Deep” has now become the biggest and best-selling digital song of all time by a woman in the U.S. and, moreover, has become the second bigget-selling digital song of all time. Not too shabby for a 23 year old soul and pop singer.
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012 3:29PM - By Laura Aguirre

Get ready little monsters because Lady Gaga is hitting the stage again. Today, she tweeted the first 11 shows for her ‘Born This Way’ Ball tour. Gaga will begin her tour April 27th at the Olympic Stadium in Seoul, South Korea. After Southeast Asia and Australia, Gaga will head over to Europe, Latin America and North America. No official U.S. dates have been announced as of yet, but be sure to check out her tour poster below.
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Friday, January 13, 2012 11:41AM - By Travis Woods

Finally acknowledging what most listeners could already hear and know, Madonna noted in a new interview with Newsweek that Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” bears a ridiculously strong resemblance to Madonna’s own “Express Yourself.” Madonna at least tried to be polite about it, however.
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Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:01PM - By Travis Woods

The People’s Choice Awards of 2012 were held last night in Los Angeles, and, in addition to actually handing an award out to Kim Kardashian for “Best Celebrity” (seriously), the awards ceremony further pointed out its obsolescence and pointlessness by doling out best music awards to such illustrious musicians as Maroon 5, Demi Lovato, and, of course, Katy Perry.
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Thursday, December 15, 2011 8:40AM - By Travis Woods

Forbes just released yet another one of their ‘who’s the richest of them all?’ lists, with today’s list cataloguing the top-earning women of 2011. And number one wasn’t particularly surprising, as she’s inexplicably one of the top names in music: Lady Gaga.
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Monday, December 12, 2011 1:45PM - By Travis Woods

Hey, do you want to see a naked image of Lady Gaga, one that’s even more distorted and creepy than her typical meat dress or on stage egg hatching? Sure you do. That’s why classic crooner Tony Bennett of all people decided to help you out—he drew a picture of her naked (oh, and it helps charity, too).
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Thursday, December 1, 2011 10:41AM - By Travis Woods

It’s that time of year again, when the meaningless award system known as “The Grammys” begins to dole out awards to people like Katy Perry and the Foo Fighters. The awards show won’t air until February 12, 2012, but the nominations were announced last night, during a concert which featured two performances by Lady Gaga (go ahead and sigh loudly right here).
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