Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:40PM - By Candace Butler

If you won’t be busy trying to survive our own annual family reunion this Thanksgiving, you surely don’t want to watch Lady Gaga carve a turkey with her parents and sister for 90 minutes…right? Well, ABC has scheduled A Very Gaga Thanksgiving to give us all an “intimate look inside the private life of award-winning artist as she performs eight songs in front of a small audience filled with her close friends and family.” So, we’re guessing it’s a more grown-up version of the make-believe talent shows of her childhood. Or something.
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Monday, November 14, 2011 10:29AM - By Travis Woods

Gasp! Lady Gaga has gone and severed professional ties with her longtime creative director, Laurieann Gibson, who allegedly angered The Gags when she mentioned that Gaga owes a lot of her style and sound to Madonna. Whoops.
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:00PM - By Candace Butler

Singer and pop culture icon Lady Gaga opened her Born This Way Foundation today–yes, named after her very popular song and album–with her mother, Cynthia Germanotta. It is Gaga’s way of inspiring people to come together to make positive changes in the world. She has long been very vocal about her views on LGBT issues and anti-bullying. Sometimes we have nothing but good news to report, and this looks like one of those times. Continue Reading
Friday, October 28, 2011 10:33AM - By Travis Woods

It’s that time of year again, when you get to spend the weekend dressed up as your favorite pop culture figure, or gals can dress up as a sexy cat, a sexy nurse, a sexy tomato, a sexy pocket calculator, or whatever else you can wear a short skirt and fishnets with. We thought we’d take a moment here at Beatcrave to offer up a few last minute suggestions for those of you still hunting for that perfect Halloween costume—just dress up as your favorite musician! It’s a lot easier than you think. Happy Halloween, gang.
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Thursday, October 6, 2011 11:24AM - By Travis Woods

Well… this is interesting. You know how Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury has been dead for about 20 years now, and Bad Company’s Paul Rogers has been filling in lately? Well, it seems that Queen guitarist Brian May has come up to a solution to the Band’s “singer problem” as he calls it—have Lady Gaga front the band.
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011 1:27PM - By Candace Butler

For Shaq, his towering height makes him so intimidating because, well, the dude’s big. For Amy Winehouse, it was her amazingly high hair-do. But what was it about the 5’1″ Lady Gaga that made her so incredibly tall that even President Obama found Mother Monster’s presence a bit intimidating? Apparently, it’s her shoes.
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Thursday, September 29, 2011 9:29AM - By Travis Woods

Looks like Lady Gaga is laying down the law—against a Chicago company “that has been marketing a line of jewelry and cosmetics called Lady Gaga by Design,” according to Rolling Stone, as “the singer has nothing to do with the products, and she wants to eliminate confusion in the market as she develops her own officially endorsed products, including candles, bags, lanyards, tattoos and wigs.” Which makes sense, because Lady Gaga certainly shouldn’t allow anyone to steal her schtick. I mean, what would David Bowie and Madonna do if some pop singer totally stole their acts and combined them? (oh, wait.)
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Monday, August 29, 2011 9:59AM - By Travis Woods

Sexual reproduction—homo sapiens have been using this process of meiosis and fertilization to genetically further our species since we first originated in Africa some 200,000 years ago. It is a method of reproduction that has generated such historically and culturally significant human beings as Gandhi, Napoleon, Alexander the Great, William Shakespeare, Adolf Hitler, Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King, Miles Davis, Leonardo DaVinci, Joan of Arc, Louis Pasteur, and Charles Darwin. Further, it is a technique that produces 490,000 new babies every day, which equals roughly 179,000,000 new babies every year. And yet, somehow, despite the fact that this process has created nearly 100 billion lives since the dawn of mankind, I have to stop and write about the fact that Beyonce Knowles is knocked up.
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Friday, July 15, 2011 4:22PM - By Travis Woods

It’s nice to know that, despite the daily horrors that surround us on this earth, every once and awhile, heroes emerge to do the right thing and protect the innocent. And by that I mean they throw eggs at Lady Gaga during a concert.
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