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News Roundup: Madonna’s Brother Is Homeless, Amy Winehouse’s Death Report Disappears, And More

Monday, October 24, 2011 9:28AM - By

madonna News Roundup: Madonnas Brother Is Homeless, Amy Winehouses Death Report Disappears, And More

It was an interesting weekend for music news, with information leaking about the fact that the super-wealthy Madonna has a homeless brother, Amy Winehouse’s official death report has been lost in the mail, Loretta Lynn has become seriously ill, Justin Bieber and Maroon 5 will be joining the American Music Awards (God help us all), and more…

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Madonna To Perform Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show

Monday, October 3, 2011 10:00AM - By

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Ugggghhhhh.  After dazzling us last year with a mind-meltingly bad performance by the Black Eyed Peas, “the NFL has reportedly locked down Madonna to perform at the Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show in February,” according to SB Nation (via Billboard).  Which is awesome for fans of hyper-toned and muscular zombies who lip-synch, dance, and speak in false British accents as part of a wildly ego maniacal bid to give herself a false sense of aristocracy.

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Madonna At Work On New Album

Tuesday, July 5, 2011 4:06PM - By

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Remember back when Madonna was still releasing relevant music, and didn’t have to contend with a Lady Gaga that basically just took everything Madonna ever did, wrapped it up in some Bowie-isms, and totally got away with it?  Well, looks like Madge is gonna try and remind you of the good ol’ days, as she’s planning on releasing her 12th studio album.

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Joanna Newsom Calls Madonna “A Dumbass” And Lady Gaga “Arty Spice”

Monday, May 10, 2010 10:31AM - By

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Pitchfork reports that indie folkster Joanna Newsom came out swinging in a recent interview with The Guardian, lambasting two female musicians whose dedication to image, in her opinion, completely supersedes their ability to actually make listenable music.  Or, as she puts it, Lady Gaga’s music is all “glowsticks” and “Madonna’s a dumb-ass”:

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Lady Gaga Makes Time Magazine’s Most Influential People List

Thursday, April 29, 2010 10:49AM - By

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It goes to show you—drop Madonna’s greatest hits into a blender, sprinkle a little Bowie on it and then cover it with AutoTune, and voila–you’re set. At least, according to MTV, who reports that pop oddball Lady Gaga has been named as one of Time Magazine’s Most Influential People.  But, before you exclaim that this validates Gaga’s artistry and brilliance and whatever else the kids in the comments wall will claim, know that while the list includes such luminaries as President Barack Obama, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, and Apple’s Steve Jobs, it also features such immortal icons as Taylor Swift and Robert Pattinson.  As for which camp Gaga will fall in, only time (or record sales, either way) will tell.

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Tila Tequila Releases New Single, Pop Music Officially Dies

Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:01AM - By

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Oh… oh, no.  Not this… Anything but this.  OK, get a grip.  Stiff upper lip now, must report this.  Ok, deep breath.  Brace yourselves—the strange, disturbing celebri-gremlin known as Tila Tequila has, in fact… Well, I don’t quite know how to say this.  She’s… she’s released a new song, everybody.  I know, I know.  It’s ok, it’s going to be ok.  We’re going to make it.  Hey—we are going to get through this.  Oh, the song?  It’s called “I F—– the DJ.”

Tequila recently spoke to Entertainment Weekly about her music and place in the entertainment world.  Prepare yourself for the following nuggets.  It’s bad.

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Glee Takes Madonna’s Vogue On Via Sue Sylvester

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:00PM - By

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Last night was a special night for Gleeks. Not only did they get two original Broadway cast members of Spring Awakening (Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff) singing together alongside Wicked‘s legendary Idina Menzel, but they also got a preview of the upcoming “Power of Madonna” episode. To get fans even more pumped up, Fox showed their version of “Vogue” which stars none other than the mean Sue Sylvester played by Jane Lynch.

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Coldplay Turn Down Glee Offer; Madonna, Lady Gaga Say Yes

Wednesday, March 17, 2010 1:32PM - By

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No Coldplay for you, Glee fans. Word is the band has rejected an offer to have their music used on the singing and dancing TV show. For the record, awesome rocker Bryan Adams also put the kibosh on Glee covering his tunes.

But series creator Ryan Murphy did confirm the show will feature Madonna and Lady Gaga in upcoming episodes. But no Coldplay. Got it?

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Madonna Impresses Possible Candidate For Brazil’s Presidency

Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:43AM - By

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In an effort to help the poor children of Brazil, pop star Madonna spent some time this week with Sao Paulo state Gov. Jose Serra – a likely candidate for the 2010 campaign to succeed Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

It seems Madonna made quite an impression on the politician.

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