Monday, March 5, 2012 10:24AM - By Travis Woods

Over 50,000 music files have been stolen from Sony Music, including all of Michael Jackson’s back catalog of released music, and a large swath of unreleased tunes and duets from the deceased King of Pop, according to Billboard, stating that hackers were responsible for the massive theft.
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Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:24AM - By Travis Woods

Dr. Conrad Murray, the lovable doctor to the stars who was bizarrely and inexplicably convicted of manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson for simply being a good doctor and pumping his patient full of potentially fatal meds for years without question due to the massive amounts of money he was being paid, has decided the his next best move would not be to accept the court’s hearing with some semblance of dignity and responsibility, but to appeal the conviction because Michael’s death came from being, like, totally stressed out, you guys.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011 2:25PM - By Candace Butler

The question of the day is: If you had a $10,000 tuft of the late entertainment genius Michael Jackson’s hair, what would you do with it? An online gambling site bought a small portion of hair from online memorabilia merchant Gotta Have Rock & Roll for $10,871 and plan to convert that piece of hair into none else but a roulette ball. What? You wouldn’t pay 10K for a small piece of some dead guy’s hair and make a useless roulette ball out of it? Seriously, they’re an online gambling site. What use do they have for a real roulette ball anyway?
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 11:05AM - By Travis Woods

It’s that time again, gang—Thanksgiving weekend is upon us. With the beginning of the holiday season comes a time to begin making a list of the things we are all thankful for, and we here at Beatcrave have made our own special list. A catalogue of the five musical moments that pleased us the most in 2012, our list contains such news items as a major pop band’s hiatus (thank God it finally happened), a rock ‘n roll idol ending months of rumors that he may be retiring by announcing a new tour, the announcement that someone was a “Douchebag,” a surprise baby-daddy announcement, and more. It was a weird year for music, but these five items gave us something to be thankful for.
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Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:36AM - By Travis Woods

Because the necrophilic love affair with and endless cash-ins on Michael Jackson’s death show no signs of slowing at all, it was announced this week that Michael Jackson’s estate (that shadowy organization of Jackson family members you see walking around Los Angeles saying “ch-ching ch-ching ch-ching!”) is pushing to make a Michael Jackson biopic. And you can guess which parts of his life it will be leaving out.
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011 9:51AM - By Candace Butler

After an exhausting six week trial and nine hours for the jury’s official decision, Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter yesterday afternoon. Michael Jackson‘s family are rightfully relieved; the King of Pop was prepared for his comback tour, This Is It, when Murray administered the deadly dose of propofol to Jackson without properly supervising his patient or taking proper steps after he stopped breathing.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:10PM - By Candace Butler

Over three years after Michael Jackson‘s untimely death and days of postponement, the trial of overdose-prescribing-physician Dr. Conrad Murray began in Los Angeles today. Initially slated to be televised (who would turn off The Ellen Show to watch a trial?), Murray’s non-guilty plea to felony involuntary manslaughter was heartily contested with toxicology reports and images of Jackson’s corpse.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 3:08PM - By Travis Woods

Well… I suppose it was bound to happen eventually… but did it have to happen this way? DID IT, AMERICA? I feel kind of like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes… “All the time it was… we finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, D*** YOU! GODD*** YOU ALL TO HELL!”
Ahem. Of course, I’m talking about how Katy Perry has now tied the record with Michael Jackson for the most Number One songs from a record on the Billboard Top 100 chart.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011 4:49PM - By Travis Woods

Because it’s been too long since his name was last dragged throughout the news, Michael Jackson’s family released a statement today, saying that they are “denying their support for a concert paying tribute to the late King of Pop scheduled for October 8th in Cardiff, Wales.”
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