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Oasis To Reunite In 2015

Friday, October 21, 2011 10:25AM - By

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Oh, great.  This is exactly what the world needs:  Perhaps because they realize no one is really ever, ever going to care about their solo work, and that they will forever be associated as the smug, smarmy punks that thought they were better than the every other band since the Beatles, the members of Oasis are already facing the depressing fact that they will probably reunite soon to cash in on nostalgia for a band that was only very briefly broken up.

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Liam Gallagher Surprises The Whole World And Sues His Brother, Noel Gallagher

Friday, August 19, 2011 1:36PM - By

Oasis Brothers Liam Gallagher Surprises The Whole World And Sues His Brother, Noel Gallagher

Jeez, even after the band has broken up, these two just can’t shut up.  According to Rolling Stone, Liam Gallagher is suing his brother/ ex-Oasis bandmate, Noel Gallagher, over snotty comments Gallagher made in 2009 during the snotty band’s snotty breakup.  Snotty.

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Liam Gallagher Slams The New Radiohead Album

Tuesday, March 1, 2011 6:48AM - By

Liam Gallagher Slams The New Radiohead Album Liam Gallagher Slams The New Radiohead Album

Liam Gallagher knows how to shake things up. Let’s begin the new month with the Beady Eye singer blasting Radiohead.

The former Oasis frontman directed his wrath over the title and lyrics on the band’s just-released album The King Of Limbs, which was inspired by a 1,000-year-old tree in Wiltshire’s Savernake Forest. “I heard that f*cking Radiohead record and I just go, ‘What?!’” Gallagher told the Quietus.

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World Cup Star Wants Oasis Reunion

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:01AM - By

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Argentina soccer stud Lionel Messi wants Oasis to reunite to play a celebration party if his country wins the World Cup. And so another episode of ‘As The Brothers’ Gallagher Turn’ begins….

According to NME, Messi has become obsessed with Oasis since teammate Carlos Tevez advised him to listen to the band prior to the start of the World Cup. And now, could it be, that the 23-year-old soccer star will be The One to heal the brothers’ pain and get them back onstage?

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Liam Gallagher Aims To Make An Oasis Biopic

Friday, June 18, 2010 11:31AM - By

Liam Gallagher Forms New Band Without Brother Liam Gallagher Aims To Make An Oasis Biopic

Liam Gallagher, in addition to hijacking the soundtrack to the film about the Beatles’ Apple Records – because who would want to hear the Beatles when you could hear Gallagher’s new post-Oasis band do it, right? – has let it slip that he will finally, at long last, give the people of the world what they have been clamoring for.  NME reports that on his clothing company Pretty Green’s official website, the former Oasis frontman announced that there will be an Oasis biopic in the near future.  Oh, good.

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Noel Gallagher Explains Tracklist For Upcoming Oasis Greatest Hits

Monday, May 24, 2010 8:04AM - By

Oasis Brothers Noel Gallagher Explains Tracklist For Upcoming Oasis Greatest Hits

The forthcoming Oasis greatest hits album, Time Flies, will play ‘like a gig’ says the former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher.

Gallagher revealed the track-listing to Time Flies… 1994-2009 in a video on the band’s official Youtube channel. He also explained his strategy behind the final sequence of tracks that make up the 27 singles featured on the compilation.

Check below for the complete Time Flies track-listing!

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Liam Gallagher’s New Band To Soundtrack Apple Records Film (Of Course)

Monday, May 17, 2010 9:45AM - By

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Remember how we told you about ex-Oasis frontman/ faded John Lennon copy-of-a-copy-of-copy-of-a-copy Liam Gallagher’s plans to make a film about the Beatles’ — of course — Apple Corps record label?  Well, NME reports that the singer announced at Cannes earlier this week that he’s found a “more exciting” group than the Beatles to soundtrack the upcoming film—his new band.

According to Gallagher:

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Noel Gallagher’s On-Stage Attacker Sentenced

Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:29AM - By

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Remember in 2008, when some seemingly random man—really a contractor named Daniel Sullivan—went on a rampage on a Toronto stage and attacked Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher during a gig, breaking three of Gallagher’s ribs during the Virgin Music Festival set?  And remember how you kind of wanted to give the guy a medal, or at least a pretty decent fruit basket for finally being the one to deliver a long-deserved ass-kicking to the snotty songwriter?  Well, yesterday the Ontario Court of Justice decided instead that some punishment was due.

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Oasis To Release Singles Collection This Summer

Thursday, April 1, 2010 6:23PM - By

Oasis Brothers Oasis To Release Singles Collection This Summer

Still feeling bummed about the whole Oasis breaking up deal? Well even though I am almost positive they will reunite one day, in the interim you can kick back and listen to some of their finest tunes in a singles collection set for release this summer. Time Flies 1994 – 2009, to be released on June 14, will feature all 26 singles released by Oasis; a deluxe edition includes all 36 Oasis videos and a recording of their Roundhouse show from July ’09.

Check below for the complete track-list!

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