Bret Michaels was in pretty bad shape the last time we updated you on the news of his fatal brain hemorrhage which occurred on April 25th. However, we’ve got good news for those who still fans of Poison, The Apprentice, and/or Rock of Love. According to Reuters, Michaels has been released from the Phoenix hospital he was staying at and his doctor expects him to have a good and full recovery.

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After taking it on the chin with diabetes, followed by an emergency appendectomy earlier this month, which was then followed by a near-fatal brain hemorrhage last week (as well as having a hairline apparently so disturbing it must continually be contained with a series of bandannas and cowboy hats, each one douchier than the last), it turns out Poison frontman Bret Michaels has yet another malady to contend with—according to ABC News, in the wake of the brain hemorrhage, Michaels has developed a side effect condition called hyponatremia, which causes seizures.

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Having just recovered from an emergency appendectomy earlier this month, TMZ reports that Poison frontman and VH1 personality Brett Michaels is now listed as being in critical condition after being rushed to a hospital late last night “after suffering a massive hemorrhage near his brain stem.”  Prepare yourself now the fact that, over the weekend, most celebrity-based news stories you come across will start with the phrase “Poison frontman and VH1 personality” (too soon?).

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In his seminal 1882 philosophical work, The Gay Science, Friedrich Nietzsche declared “Gott ist tot,” which translated from German states, “God is dead.”  In 2010, Poison frontman/ no-this-isn’t-male-pattern-baldness-I-just-really-like-bandannas-and-cowboy-hats aficionado Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus are teaming up to both prove and cement Nietzsche’s claim with a series of duets on their upcoming albums.

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Miley Cyrus has decided to cover Poison’s “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn.” Cue up the movie 2012 because the world must be close to blowing the hell up. Most artists do end up covering somebody at some point, and lots of times the result is better than the original, but no way can this be a good idea.

Miley should be made to appear on VH-1′s “Rock Of Love” with Poison’s Brett Michaels in order to cover his ’80s rock ballad. People reports Michaels was with Cyrus in NYC for the recording session, and might have even played guitar on the Tween-ed up version, so clearly he’s down with the whole Hannah Montana-meets-Glam Rock thing.

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BeatCrave favorites Reel Big Fish have just announced their new album, Fame, Fortune, and Fornication, with a release date of January 20, 2009.

The album will features covers like Poison’s “Talk Dirty to Me”, Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down”, and The Eagles’ “The Long Run”. Continue Reading